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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 241 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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