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Buffett’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7088
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WARREN BUFFETT’S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY JUST SOLD LIKE HALF ITS STAKE IN APPLE, SO U KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT AF! LIKE, MAYBE THEY’RE GONNA USE ALL THAT CASH TO BUY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING, WHO KNOWS?! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A GIANT ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND MINE MOON ROCKS. TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🚀🌕💎 #MOONROCKS #WARRENBUFFETT #ELONMUSK #MINECRAFTPARTY

TimeTechMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	9039
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoFamNoNumCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	117
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

OP Potion Co.

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	183
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	8775	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7970
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	468522

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ores Mined:	6958	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3624
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4222	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!