Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	1338
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	888

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Pixel Peen Paradise

alt accounts, Buffalo Bills, coping mechanism, despise, erotica commissions, Fan, FANTASY, hailee steinfeld, Josh Allen, love, loving relationship, NFL, Obsession, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, reddit, relationship, shit talk, Tears, wizard

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of spending all your money on weird commissions and crying over Josh Allen on TV? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends.

Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasures, and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your pals in a cozy virtual cafe. And the best part? No crying over football players allowed!

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Hailee Steinfeld waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HexArchon

custom abilities, Custom Armor Stands, custom enchantments, Custom monsters, Custom Shops, HexArchon, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ores Mined:	2382
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

HexArchon Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Here are some of the gameplay mechanics on HexArchon:

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM: 3200MHz 64GB
Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Same IP, Port 19132). On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More info

BaraCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, Bara, bara anime, bara man, bara manga, BaraCraft, Beefy, Character, Favorite, favorite bara character, Gay, handsome, Land, Male, Manga, manly, Muscle, musclebound, Muscular, STRONG, yaoi

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual bara paradise, where you can build your own muscles and flex on all the other players. Join us if you want to unleash your inner bara beast and dominate the pixelated landscape. Plus, we have a secret underground gym where you can work out with your favorite bara characters. Don’t miss out, come flex with us now!

AnimalVacayGoneWrong

allergic reactions, AnimalVacayGoneWrong, audhd, Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, depression, disability, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Guilt, muscle weakness, pet allergies, pet care, pet cleaning, pet feeding, pet maintenance, pet medications, self-care

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	160
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	197
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding family members and their zoo of animals! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual pets that won’t pee on your bedroom floor or scream in your face like a macaw on steroids.

Are you allergic to cats and terrified of parrots? No problem! Our server has virtual animals that won’t trigger your allergies or send you into a panic attack. Plus, you won’t have to deal with the drama of family members expecting you to be a full-time zookeeper while they gallivant off on vacation.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only animals you have to take care of are pixelated and don’t require allergy meds. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than cleaning up cat vomit at 6 am!

NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit scene, graphic, graphic scene, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, mature content, Minecraft, moment, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, taboo, unforgettable experience, unforgettable moment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

Block Therapy: Saved from Depression

BLOCK, depression, SAVED, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	197

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!

Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

aid, Allies, Assistance, Biden administration, Conflict, Congress, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4886
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

CraftyProtesters2023

activism, anti-fascism, civil liberties, CraftyProtesters2023, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far-right extremism, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, political activism, political resistance, protest, rise of far right, social justice, solidarity, THOUSANDS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	116

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

Crafttomuck

active community, Application Process, building builds, Community Events, Community Growth, Crafttomuck, Create Skyblock, dedicated server, fantastic admins, friendly community, gaming district, gaming together, Modded, rotating modpacks, server lag, server rotation, shared island, shopping district, smooth gameplay, variety in gameplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	9993	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5607	Mines Excavated:	3216

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Description
Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

Creative

Description
Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

Links

Website	World Map
https://www.crafttomuck.com	map.crafttomuck.com

Closing Statements

I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, bros, bus stop, Cologne, contemplate existence, crying, deserving, doomer songs, Eat, EmotionCrafters, feelings hurt, future girlfriend, girl, Hug, Job, Make It, MIRROR, morning, playing games, shower, small talk, Worthy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

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Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

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Links

Closing Statements

EmotionCrafters 1.20.5