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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

    Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

    Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

    So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • CraftySavers

    CraftySavers
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on enchanted gear and potions in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate life hack for saving money in the game! Join us and you’ll discover secret hidden treasure chests filled with stacks of emeralds, rare enchanted items, and even a pet dragon that poops out diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret vault filled with infinite riches! So why waste your time mining for hours on end when you could be living the high life on our server? Join now and start saving those precious diamonds for a rainy day!

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  • Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike
    Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

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  • Gasoline is Expensive

    Gasoline is Expensive
    Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.

    Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.

    Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!

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  • 20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    20MillionaireMinecraftSMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

    NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP
    OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

    And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

    So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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  • CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!
    Are you tired of making money mistakes in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the money mistakes you want without any consequences! Join us and experience the thrill of losing all your virtual diamonds in a hilarious mining accident, or accidentally investing all your emeralds in a shady virtual business scheme. Who knew financial ruin could be so much fun? Join now and start making money mistakes like never before!

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  • Crafting Diamonds on a Budget

    Crafting Diamonds on a Budget
    Have you ever tried to buy a diamond sword in real life? Yeah, didn’t think so. But on our Minecraft server, diamond swords are so cheap you can buy one for the price of a single potato! Join us and experience a world where everything is ridiculously affordable, from enchanted armor to rare items like dragon eggs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to deck out your character in the most epic gear without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground market where you can trade with villagers for even crazier deals. So why waste your emeralds on overpriced gear when you can join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire for less than the cost of a pumpkin pie?

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  • CarWoesMC Server

    CarWoesMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of G, C, J, and their broken car. Will G ever learn how to fix it? Will J ever get to run his errands on Payday Wed? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking potatoes. Explore our enchanted world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

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