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food preferences, budgeting for groceries, cooking for two, couple finances, household responsibilities

Welcome to GroceryMine 2.0!

Why Just Mine for Diamonds When You Can Dig for Groceries?!

In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!

Server Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Spaghetti	Travel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables!
Endless Grocery List	Your items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order?
Defensive Cold Cuts	Protect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom!
Supermarket Mimic	NPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons!
Potion of Culinary Confusion	Brew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad?

Player Reviews: The Truth in Madness!

“I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”

“Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”

“I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”

“Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”

Your Safety is NOT Guaranteed!

Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!

Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚

Moonbat searching for noobs to rule over! Join now for a balanced diet of vanilla fun in 1.21.1

player events, Ip:, rule, 1.21.1, smp

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Features
Creative Server	Build without restrictions
No-Griefing Survival SMP	Safe progress with no griefing allowed
Griefing Allowed SMP	Survival with griefing allowed for added challenge

Both SMP maps won’t reset, ensuring player progress is safe. Regular server updates and player events with survival rewards.

IP: “moonbat.ddns.net”

Version: 1.21.1

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I trust my progress on the server?	Yes, both SMP maps do not reset so your progress is safe.
What type of server events are run?	Occasional player events with survival rewards are organized.
Is there any restriction on building in the creative server?	No, you can build without any restrictions in the creative server.

LGBT Zoomers Minecraft Server

sexual identity, Diversity, inclusion, Social Issues, “Youth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in silence? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a 1 in 4 chance of running into a Zoomer who identifies as LGBT, and let me tell you, they bring the sass and fabulousness like no other. Join us for a wild ride of rainbow-colored blocks, glitter explosions, and spontaneous dance parties. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own identity after spending some time on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now!

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SMP_CraftyCreeper – drops mic Minecraft SMP

charisma, Performance, stage presence, showmanship, Theatrical

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).

So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic

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MythBustMinecraftSMP24

18. education, MythBustMinecraftSMP24, 9. traditionalism, 2. superstitions, 19. open-mindedness

Are you tired of living in a world where people still believe that pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all collectively decided to believe in the most outrageous myths and legends. From building houses out of floating obsidian to riding llamas into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden dungeons filled with treasure, or the excitement of taming a dragon and using it to terrorize your enemies. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible?

So come on, join us and leave behind the boring world of logic and reason. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of TNT).

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CraftyCreeper20

CraftyCreeper20

Are you a lost 20-year-old guy trying to navigate through life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll receive the most valuable advice you could ever imagine, like how to tame a creeper and make it your pet, or how to build a house out of diamond blocks (because who needs wood, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and all the villagers will bow down to you as their new leader. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

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GazaInvadersEliteMC

gaza conflict, Gaza-Israel border., Palestinian militants, security threat, Nukhba force

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF! We got like 6,000 Gazans invading Israel like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, 3,800 of them are part of Hamas’s elite Nukhba force! Like, who even knew they had an elite force?! Join our server for some epic battles and crazy shenanigans. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #GazaInvasionParty #HamasEliteForceFTW 🚀🔥💣

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold channel, asmongold, asmongold youtube, Server, asmongold tv

Asmongold TV, also known as Zack, is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his World of Warcraft content. With a large following, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community for his entertaining personality and informative videos. Asmongold is also known for his charity work and is passionate about helping others within the gaming community.

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Mistbrook: Where Minecraft Economy, Mcmmo, Jobs, and Towny meet for some epic Java vs. Bedrock debates!

Towny, Identities, Community Events, Ip:, Events

MistBrook Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, Custom Ranks
Description	New SMP server with a focus on community building, roleplaying, and inclusive environment
Community Events	Upcoming spooky season events, frequent community gatherings
IP	mistbrook.mc-games.com
Java Port	26777

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the server about?

A: MistBrook is a new SMP server focused on community building, roleplaying, and inclusivity.

Q: What plugins does the server have?

A: Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, and Custom Ranks are some of the key plugins on the server.

Q: Is the server welcoming to all players?

A: Yes, the server strives to be inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions, and identities.

Q: Are there any upcoming events on the server?

A: Spooky season events are coming up, along with frequent community gatherings and events.

StalkCraft Minecraft Server

Life, eastern european, POSSESSED, Gunfights, Faustian bargain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Slavjank and Eastern European memes come to life! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart.

Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.

If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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Budgeting For Groceries