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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.