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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2821 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
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