UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

Adventure, AkootCo, bedrock, Brewery, building, Chaos, Chill, Custom, Events, Features, Frustrated, Fun, Geyser, Gradients, Haven, host, integration, Lag, Lore, Map, mediocre, Medium-scale, Nations, Optional, pioneering, promote, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Timed, Unlimited

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animation, classic anime, family friendly, folklore, GeGeGe no Kitaro, GeGeGeCraft, Ghosts, Good movie, japanese film, Japanese folklore, Kitaro series, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, mystery movie, Mystery of GeGeGe, Server, Spirits, Supernatural, The Birth of Kitaro, yokai, Yokai monsters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

altered state, consciousness exploration, dmt, drug experience, experiential, hallucinogen, inner exploration, Intensity, Legal, legal highs, Maryland, mind expansion, mind-altering, Minecraft, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychoactive, Salvia, SalviaCraft, Self Discovery, Server, Spiritual Journey, trip

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday Party, consequences, DadRage, DEBT, Divorce, Drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Father, grandchildren, Inheritance, Minecraft, parent-child dynamic, relationship, Remarried, Resentment, self made man, Server, Siblings, social media, Toddler, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Animals Bred:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

Babysitting, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsWeekendFun, Obligations, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, social life, Support, Tension, weekends, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9168

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CHANGE, culture, Development, discoveries, Evolution, growth, Impressive.., ImpressiveCraft, Improvement, innovation, Milestones, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, revolution, Science, Server, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3691	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

bizarre causes of death, bizarre fatalities, bizarre medical cases, medical mysteries, mysterious deaths, mysterious fatalities, Peril, PIXEL, rare causes of death, rare health conditions, rare medical conditions, strange fatalities, strange health conditions, strange medical cases, surprising fatalities, unbelievable deaths, uncommon causes of death, uncommon mortality, unusual causes of death, unusual fatalities, unusual mortality, unusual mortality rates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SwissSlice

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

RedstoneRumble

CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Conflict, Losses, Military, RedstoneRumble, russia, russia military, russia war, Russian army, Russian army casualties, Russian army losses, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian military casualties, Russian military losses, Russian soldiers, Russian war casualties, Russian war losses, soldiers, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!

Minecraft DNA Motel Mischief

Crime Scene, crime scene analysis., criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal profiling, Criminal Psychology, Dna, Evidence, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic science, genetic material, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Mischief, Motel, motel room, person of interest, serial offender, SUSPECT, unconnected cases

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	6033
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	248	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can leave your ‘DNA’ all over the place and become a suspect in multiple crimes! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in our pixelated world? Build your own motel rooms and hide your ‘DNA’ in every corner to keep the authorities guessing. Will you be the next infamous Minecraft criminal mastermind? Join now and find out!

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