🍆💦budget design Minecraft Servers

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	190956
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1565	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Secret budget design Minecraft Servers

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

CraftyOhio Socials Server

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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

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SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

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ShowerFirstOrBust

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MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

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Block Breakup Blunders

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BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

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Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

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LoveCraftedBrains

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Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786373	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	76
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	3100	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4