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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7791 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Votes: | 4629 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
