We got more than 2 years of server experience. We tried to start a few times before, but now we’re back with big $. Choose us for our server skills and have fun with us when we open! Our prices are super good for your game fun. Check out the banner, see we’re online, and join the DC!
createpvpnetwork.falixsrv.me
and, like, another time, we had a massive battle between players dressed as giant chickens and players dressed as evil potatoes. it was epic, man.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s totally legit.
so, like, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and just plain awesome time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Step right into a pixelated realm where reality crumbles like dirt blocks and sanity is just a suggestion! Join us on the server where Prime Minister Trudeau goes full-on Minecraft mode, unveiling his last-ditch plan to financially fortify child care in uncharted territories! What does this mean for you? Only one way to find out…
In a time where fiscal responsibility has turned into an elusive entity, our server emerges as a beacon of both financial absurdity and chaotic parenting strategies. Is this a game? Or a grand illusion spun from the very fabric of digital life? Join fellow blockheads as we plummet down the rabbit hole, desperately looking for answers that dissolve into blocks of confusion!
Child Labor Camps? A thrilling twist awaits where each player can embody a "childcare worker," tasked with making potion-brewed “youth stimulants” that may or may not fuel a generational uprising against the Ender Dragon.
Spending Grenades: Collect unregulated currency that might be linked to government subsidies—use them to explode your friends into pixelated chaos!
Dimension of Absurdity: Tread carefully as you navigate the government maze of bureaucratic dungeons filled with rogue NPC politicians arguing over who has the best blocky child care policies.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Pixelated Tax Codes | Craft your own regulations that redefine morality… Or just make everything explode! |
| Government Sabotage | Betray your friends in a world where allegiance is as fickle as a creeper’s temper! |
“I joined this server, thinking I’d discover the truth about child care! Instead, I unlocked a portal to a universe where Steve runs for president!” — Random Player
“Why do I have to mine for votes? Trudeau never had to!” — A very confused Villager
Q: What do I do if I find a hidden government plot? A: Feed it to a pig and run. The pigs are in on it.
Q: Can I trust other players? A: Trust is a social construct. In here, it’s a finite resource; trade it wisely!
They say this server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why… Perhaps because the players became more powerful than the government? Or perhaps they found out the real “child care” was just redstone machines producing snowballs of doom.
Will you equip your diamond sword and enter the chaotic fray? Beware—the dark forces of parenting and financial responsibility loom behind each crafted door, and only the most daring will uncover the unholy alliance between daycare centers and the mesmerizing world of Minecraft! Are you ready to face the pixelated government? Join, or forever be rendered a mere block in someone else’s colossal game of life!
Remember: As the children cry for attention, the blocks of truth are under siege!
Dive into fear, dive into chaos—dive into the realm of the children’s conspiracy!
Imagine building a fortress so strong, even the creepers gonna be like “nah, we outta here”. Join now and be part of the epic battle for domination in the pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the land like a boss! Let’s show those other players who’s the real MVP in this wacky Minecraft adventure!
| Server Name | Your Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| IP | Provided upon request |
| Version | 1.20.1 modded |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features | Overworld, Nether, End with borders, 150MB modpack |
Q: What gameplay modes are available on the server?
A: The server offers survival mode and creative mode for players to enjoy.
Q: Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?
A: The server enforces rules against griefing, hacking, and inappropriate behavior to maintain a positive gaming environment for all players.
Q: What plugins are installed on the server?
A: The server utilizes a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including economy plugins, anti-cheat plugins, and more.
Q: How can I join the server’s community?
A: Players can join Discord or forums to connect with other players, share experiences, and stay updated on server events.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: The server may offer donation packages or perks for supporters, but gameplay remains fair for all players regardless of monetary contributions.
Q: Can I suggest new features or changes for the server?
A: Yes, the server welcomes player feedback and suggestions to improve the overall gaming experience for everyone.
We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!
Join our server and never feel pressured to spend more than you can afford on virtual drinks. We support responsible spending and won’t judge you for not splurging on a round for the whole block party. Plus, imagine the shame of going to a virtual 40th birthday bash and not buying everyone a round of potions – the horror!
Don’t let anyone make you feel like the creeper in the room for not volunteering to buy a round. We’ve got your back, even if your partner’s family doesn’t understand your pixelated priorities. So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is celebrated, one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by General Baconator. Join forces with these fearless warriors as they battle against the evil Chicken Empire in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Experience the thrill of stumbling across estate sales and finding hidden treasures for your friends’ birthdays. Who knows, you might even end up in a scandalous situation like our friend here who dared to give a used item as a gift!
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where drama and luxury collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have a server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
PyreCraft is a fun towny survival, with a player based economy. We pride ourselves on our excellent staff and community. Join today to start your adventure!
Features: Towny Survival Play Based Economy MCMMO PETS
pyrecraft.serverminer.com
From the North Western part North America! YellowStone Hardcore Survival attempts to give you the most realistic to minecraft western experience! No Rules outside of spawn so Cowboy Up! Get on your horse! Protect your land and fight hard to survive! If you’ve never been to cowboy country come on out!
yellowstone.mcs.lol
newworldmc.fun:25591
Meltdown is a small server that needs your help to become more popular! Come join now and have fun! There is also a Anarchy Server that you can play on too! Don’t forget to join the Discord Server!
Meltdown.aternos.me:25319
Server IP: snapshot.8bit.ca Version: Latest snapshot
Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/QgrC263nRv
Join the ultimate snapshot server experience on snapshot.8bit.ca!
-Latest development versions -Same map between updates -Enabled bundles, villager trade rebalance & 1.21 update -No rules
Dive into the future of Minecraft at snapshot.8bit.ca and be part of the game’s history!
snapshot.8bit.ca
mercury.minecraft.rent:25585
A brand new community. Looking for friends to build a world together. Semi-vanilla SMP
Completely open to all suggestions, I built up this server to nothing but a simple base that the community can mold however it wishes.
We do need people to help moderate the server, but if you’re interested in that, become a part of the community first.
31.214.220.5
65.21.123.215:25633
GREEK/ENGLISH MINECRAFT SMP. A LOT OF PLUGINS FRIENDLY COMMUNITY STAFF 24/7 JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER!
play.mcraft.gr:25593
Welcome to the Martub Republic! This is where you can experience lots of adventures. You can work here, create a company, create, build, mine, and do things (which we do not recommend, court cases are an everyday occurrence here). It’s RealLife combined with survival, so 2x more fun!!!
martuba.voxl.pl