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GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	8711
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9456
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crops Grown:	1096
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!