New Minecraft Servers 2025

BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild Minecraft Servers

BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild

    CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8939
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Towns Built: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Emeralds Found: 2424

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    lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9624
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Animals Bred: 106 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6740
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3051 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7148
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 140 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1256 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8892
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1281
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9854 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Emeralds Found: 8280
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4645
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Potions Brewed: 67 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1496
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 734 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 146
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Divine Spears Created: 10

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    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5566
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 451
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6908
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 151 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    play.enderlife.online:25679

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