But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Features |
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| Jobs |
| Towny |
| Economy |
| Tadpoles |
| MCMMO |
| Rankups |
| Referrals |
| Auctions |
| Streaks |
| AFK Zone |
| Custom Items |
To start working with jobs, type /jobs in the game.
Tadpoles can be used to purchase exclusive items in game. To learn more, type /swamp in the game.
To sell your items through auctions, use the command /ah in the game and follow the prompts.
Rankups in the game provide perks and rewards for players. They are free-to-play and can be accessed through gameplay progression.
To invite friends and earn rewards through referrals, use the command /referral in the game. Invite one friend to receive rewards.
To claim daily rewards through Streaks, login at least once a day and use the command /daily in the game to claim your rewards.
The AFK Zone allows players to earn passive rewards by simply remaining online. Use the command /warp afk in the game to access the AFK Zone.
To explore custom armors and items, use the command /warps in the game to access a wide variety of custom items available.
Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!
So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!
Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!
But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!
So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?
VowedMineMP.aternos.me:32508
| Prosper Prison |
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| IP: play.prosperprison.net |
| Version: 1.21+ |
Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.
Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!
Version: 1.21+
Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Prosper Prison? | Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client. |
| Is the server suitable for casual players? | Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players. |
| Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison? | Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff. |