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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8975 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-deer-sexualization policy! Yes, you heard that right. We pride ourselves on being the only server where deer can roam freely without being objectified by creepy players. Join us if you’re tired of seeing deer in lingerie or high heels in other servers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary tale of a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The llamas were no match for the fire-breathing beast, and the player emerged victorious, with a llama fur coat to show for it.
If you’re looking for a server where the only drama is between players arguing over who has the best pet rock, then look no further. Join us and experience the wackiest, most wholesome Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember to leave your deer lingerie at the door.
