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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!