DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	6225	Dragon Eggs Found:	607
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2027

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6047	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crops Grown:	2681	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	7297	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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ThunderBlocks: Where Minecraft is for grown-ups, bedrock and Java unite in chaos!

#youtube, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Chaos, Community, Contribute, Discord, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Game Nights, GrownUps, Ice Highway, java, Minecraft, movie screenings, Nether, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skills, Stats, Survival, ThunderBlocks, travel, unite

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchantments Applied:	164
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Thunderblocks <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/weird-humor/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Thunderblocks Minecraft Server!

Overview

Minecraft Version	1.21
Supported Editions	Java & Bedrock

What We Offer:

MCMMO Plugin: Enhance your gameplay with skills and stats.
Nether Ice Highway: Cruise through the Nether for quick travel.
Community Events: Regular game nights, movie screenings, and more!

Who We Are:

Thunderblocks is a community of active players, 18+ and inclusive.

How to Join:

If you’re interested, apply at Thunderblocks.net/apply.

Why Thunderblocks?

Friendly community
Regular events
Opportunities to contribute

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Thunderblocks, apply on our website and await acceptance.

What versions of Minecraft do you support?

We support both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, our community is 18+.

What kind of events do you host?

We host game nights, movie screenings, and YouTube watch parties.

Can I contribute to the server’s development?

Absolutely! We welcome contributions from our players.

How can I contact the staff if I have a question?

Join our Discord server once you’ve been accepted to communicate with staff.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

A9/A10 rockets, Bismarckfeste., Conrad Haas, Death of Tyr, Diebner’s nukes, germania, Germanium-Thorium-pentoxide, germany, Ho229 stealth bombers, Mars landing, mass immigration, Maus tanks, Minecraft, olympic games, Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV, Sarin gas, Server, Sigmund Jähn, Theodorichshafen, Usa, vacuum bombs, Veit Harlan, Volkshalle, YankeeCraft, Zippermayr

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a dystopian Germany controlled by the USA, where mass immigration is causing chaos and destruction. But fear not, because we have Maus tanks, stealth bombers, and vacuum bombs to keep things interesting.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be battling it out with nukes, rockets, and gas attacks on the eastern front. And if that’s not enough, we even have live broadcasts of astronauts landing on Mars and fencing tournaments at Theodorichshafen. Who needs boring old Olympic games when you can witness all this craziness?

So hop on board the Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV “Conrad Haas” and join us in Germania’s Volkshalle for the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the action, because things are about to get wild on our insane Minecraft server!

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