0b0t Minecraft Server
Come join this 2b2t clone. It’s kinda dead now. There’s some history here, but people left after 2021. We’ll welcome you at spawn 🙂 Also, idiots are on top, by the way.
0b0t.org
0b0t Minecraft Server
Come join this 2b2t clone. It’s kinda dead now. There’s some history here, but people left after 2021. We’ll welcome you at spawn 🙂 Also, idiots are on top, by the way.
0b0t.org
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles between Pepe and Wojak, witness rare sightings of Shrek and his swamp, and even participate in dance-offs with the infamous Trollface. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride on Nyan Cat while shooting rainbows at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword enchanted with the power of Rick Astley’s never-ending song. And rumor has it, if you can find the secret disco party hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. /qa/ won btw, and you can too!
So, get this, on this server, there are like, dragons and unicorns running around everywhere. And the admins are actually aliens from another planet who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right.
And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow appears in the sky and rains down cookies. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, the chat is filled with memes and dad jokes 24/7. It’s like a never-ending comedy show.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Holmcraft is a medieval-themed Minecraft survival server that blends vanilla gameplay with strategic progression, immersive roleplay, and dynamic PvE/PvP mechanics. Whether you’re a builder, warrior, diplomat, or merchant, Holmcraft offers a true medieval experience where your story is yours to shape.
Everyone starts as a clan leader, gathering allies and resources to expand their influence. As your clan grows, you’ll unlock new opportunities, forge alliances, and rise through the ranks to establish your own kingdom. But power doesn’t come without challenges—defend your land, engage in diplomacy, or wage war to claim what is yours.
This is not just another SMP—this is a world where your actions matter.
✅ Clans & Kingdoms Progression |
✅ Custom Quests & Lore |
✅ Dynamic PvE & PvP |
✅ No Mods, Just Pure Gameplay |
✅ Player-Driven Roleplay |
✅ Custom Items & Crafting |
✅ Dynmap Integration |
✅ Frequent Events & Tournaments |
🎬 Watch the Pre-Alpha Trailer: 🔗 Pre-Alpha Trailer
Want to be among the first to experience Holmcraft? We’re looking for players to join our pre-alpha phase and help us shape the future of the server.
📍 Guard in front of the gate: View Image
📍 Hot air balloon in Lunaris Hollow: View Image
🌍 Join Our Discord: Join Discord 📷 Instagram: Instagram 📺 YouTube Channel: YouTube Channel 📜 Rules & Guidelines: Rules & Guidelines
🛡️ Holmcraft is more than a server—it’s an experience. Will you build an empire, defend your people, or fall in battle? Join today and carve your legacy into history.
But fear not, on our server, you can borrow any virtual wedding dress you want! We have a collection of custom-made dresses, each more sentimental than the last. And don’t worry about preservation, our dresses never get lost in delivery.
So come join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, parental pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to lend out your virtual wedding dress. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.
But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.