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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1638 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.