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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6233

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4384	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5266
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	6

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	86	Farms Harvested:	369
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Void Gems Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	375	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.