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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2968	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	110603	Buildings Constructed:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Animals Bred:	173
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

5.storymine.ru

Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	7274

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	146
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1300	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	219	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Farms Harvested:	483	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!