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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 23779 | Votes: | 6397 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.
3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.
4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!
