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DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	194159
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

Blood, chilling, creeper, creepy, fear, general, Ghosts, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror movies, Minecraft, Monsters, Psychological, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener because we’ve got that good good weed growing everywhere, lmao! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with creepers who are totally chill once you offer them a hit.

Our server is the place to be if you’re looking for a community of players who are as laid back as a zombie in the sun. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant statues made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a pig being chased by a wolf.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a special potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will follow you around like loyal pets. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But the real reason to join our server is the people. We’re a group of misfits, weirdos, and meme lords who just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff. So come on over and join us for the dankest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring some snacks, because you never know when a hunger-inducing munchie attack will strike.

BlockyBoysJustice

advocacy, Awareness, BlockyBoysJustice, Bravery, courage, empowerment, healing, Justice, Male, mental health, METOO, Recovery, reddit, sexual assault, speaking out, strength, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a good time, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane events and competitions you’ve ever seen. From building competitions to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Asia, battlefield, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence agencies, international relations, KimJongCraft, Losses, Military, military intelligence, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Animals Bred:	147
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2748

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine! Like, can u even imagine the chaos?! It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft! Join now to witness the epic battles and see who will come out on top. Plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

GazaCraft: Salt-Free Fun!

clean water, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, desalination plants, environmental impact, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure development, international relations, Israel, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Pa, Palestinian territories, progress, SaltFree, sustainable solutions, Technology, water desalination, water scarcity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1824	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got water desalination like in gaza but without all the drama. israel and pa worked together to make it happen, just like how we work together to build epic stuff in minecraft. we got water slides that go straight into the ocean, just watch out for the creepers trying to blow them up. join us and be part of this crazy adventure, where we turn salty water into sweet, sweet fun!

CatCraft

active members, admin staff, Adult-only, AFK detection, age-restriction, Armor Stand book, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, CoordinatesHUD, Craftable Light Blocks, Creative Server, Creeper Holes, Custom Trapdoor, dirt towers, Eastern Seaboard, ELYTRA, end portal, Enderman Griefing, Event Server, HACKING, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, PvP, PVP Head Drop, season 1, SEASON 2, Server Rules, survival server, Uhc, Universal Dyeing, Usa, VA, Vanilla, Withers, world border

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019. Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18 update.
Current version: 1.21, World border: 16k in every direction, Server location: Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules:

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
21+ server only, no child-friendly content.
Fair play in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking allowed within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
No wither killing in the over-world.

Other Important Details:

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom features and tweaks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, no. This is a strict 21+ server and not child-friendly.

Q: Are there specific rules for PVP?

A: PVP is allowed, but players are expected to play fairly and be respectful towards each other.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: More information on the application process can be found on our Discord server.

Q: What are the unique features of CatCraft?

A: CatCraft offers various custom features like custom trapdoor and carpet recipes, renewable coral, craftable light blocks, and more. Check out our Discord for a detailed list.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and property.

Aikatsu Pretty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, curry, cute, dancing, fashion, friendship, Idol, japanese animation, Land, long tail tag, Magical Girl, mii, Music, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, School, singing, Television series

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more curry than a Bollywood movie set! Im talkin’ spicy builds, spicy mobs, even spicy diamonds! It’s a curry lover’s dream come true, bro! Plus, our community is lit AF, like a flaming hot curry pot. So come on and spice up your Minecraft life with us! Let’s get cookin’!

Daily Gal & Dino Minecraft SMP

a friend, Adventure, best friends, chapter 21, comedy, Comic, Daily, daily challenges, daily comic, Daily Gal & Dino, Daily Life, daily routine, daily struggles, Dino, Dinosaur, friendship, funny, Gal, Heartwarming, humor, Manga, Minecraft, slice of life, smp, webtoon

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	3290
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including befriending a talking cow named Bessie who gives you tips on how to survive in the wild.

In this server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HamasHostageHavoc Minecraft Server

Abuse, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage crisis, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political violence, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, UN report, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magic Items Found:	2699
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyKremlinFlightOops

Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyKremlinFlightOops, Flight, Kremlin, long tail tags, russia, shot down, speculation, Warning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	3035

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins in the sky and shoot down airplanes for fun! who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem in our virtual world. join us now and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Masturbate More for Better Health

Frequency, health, Masturbate, Masturbation, research, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual functioning, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual knowledge, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Sexuality, study, Turkish Muslim women, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	1067
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Animals Bred:	134	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!