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Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Enchantments Applied:	61	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BTC Minecraft SMP 250k End 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Animals Bred:	149	Votes:	9460
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of the Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this extraordinary beast will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Nether Unicorn, a magical creature that can teleport players to secret realms filled with rare loot and treasures. Just be careful not to anger this majestic beast, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of its fiery wrath!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the promise of finding a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where BTC is worth 250k by the end of 2025? That’s right, you could become a virtual millionaire just by playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to screenshot this momentous occasion, because you’ll want to remember it when you’re rolling in diamonds and BTC!

Hello Alts Minecraft SMP

100k, alts, bear market, btc, hello, hey, Lows, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of being stuck in the bear market lows of other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Bitcoin is almost at 100k! That’s right, you can mine your way to riches while building epic structures and battling creepers. Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2216
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Believer of $10K ETH Minecraft SMP

100k, 10k, 2021 target, 4.., 5.., ALGO, alt season, Believer, Bitcoin, Bleed, btc, bull targets, Cardano, Doge, dot, ETH, governments, Link, Minecraft, reserves, smp, trap, Value

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of falling for traps in the crypto world? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only trap you’ll fall into is a pit of diamonds!

Forget about ETH hitting $10K before BTC hits $100K, on our server, you’ll be hitting $10K worth of diamonds before you can even say “blockchain”. And don’t even get us started on Doge trying to reach $1 before Bitcoin hits $100K – we’ve got Doge riding pigs around the server like it’s nobody’s business!

Join us and watch as Algo, Cardano, Link, Dot, and all the other alts try to keep up with the madness of our Minecraft world. Who needs crypto when you can have creeper explosions and zombie pigmen raids? Don’t fall for the trap of boring servers – join us for a wild ride to the moon (or at least to the Nether)!

”’> BTC Dumps Minecraft SMP”

Altcoin, altcoins, bear market, blockchain technology, btc, BTC dumps, BTC.D pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, DUMPS, financial markets, Genocide, Investment, market correction, market crash, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, smp, Trading

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have BTC dumps, BTC.D pumps, and even TOTAL ALTCOIN GENOCIDE!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trading virtual currency while also participating in a wild altcoin massacre. Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire in the process (in Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your precious bitcoins.

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Believe This Minecraft SMP

13 million, 20 years, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, btc, crazy prediction, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Financial, Future, growth, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, MONEY, prediction, skepticism, smp, speculation, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire! Our resident expert predicts that in 20 years, you’ll have 13 million virtual bitcoins in your virtual wallet. That’s right, 7% of all the virtual money in our virtual world will be in BTC! And don’t even get us started on the alts – they’re going to do a 144x from here! It may sound totally crazy, but in our virtual world, anything is possible. So come join us and start mining for those virtual bitcoins before they’re all gone!

The Spacey SMP – Minecraft SMP

1.2K, 1.6k, 130k, 700, altcoins, AVAX, Blockchain, btc, crypto market trends, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH, financial forecast, future price, Investment, late Q2 2025, market analysis, Minecraft, smp, SOL, spacey, Trading

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cryptocurrency! That’s right, you can trade your BTC for some sweet enchanted gear or maybe even buy a whole village with your SOL!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a financial advisor in disguise. He’ll give you tips on how to invest your ETH wisely and maybe even help you become a crypto millionaire in the Minecraft world!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal that leads to the land of AVAX, where the streets are lined with gold blocks and the villagers ride on piglin brutes. Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

MetaCraft ❤️anarchy! 1.12.2- 1.21 ^0^ come in! ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

MetaCraft is a new and promising project of MineCraft servers, which is available for entry from numerous versions and clients

We try to create equal conditions for our players, giving everyone the opportunity to get something not free, so Pay-To-Win does not work for us

Our project is developing with the goal of achieving good communication among the community, so in ⁠〔?〕rules, you can mainly see rules about the manner of speech

MetaCraft exists because of your immense support, and that is why we create different benefits for different roles and privileges.

play.meta-craft.org

RezzCraft: The Server Where Your Blocks Are Safe… Unless a Creeper Shows Up!

bedrock, blocks, Chill, commands, Community, Community Farm, creeper, crops, Discord, Enhancements, Farming, Friendly, Golden Shovel, grief-free, Ip:, java, Leveling, Mature, Perks, Plugins, RezzCraft, Safe, Server, shows, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
1.21 Support
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
Grief Prevention
Leveling System
Advanced Farming System

Server Information

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Server IP: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Grief Prevention in place to protect your land.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I unlock new perks and commands?	Progress through our leveling system to unlock them.

TransCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where MtF transsexuals are the ultimate villains, using their shape-shifting powers to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of rainbow sheep plotting to overthrow the server admins. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy rebellion? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper/#420

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	4038	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	571	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant wool factory. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

JoblessRevengeCraft

attorney consultation, defending oneself, dress code violations, helping others, hostile work environment, intimidation tactics, JoblessRevengeCraft, lack of support, legal options, office dynamics, office politics, professional ethics, RETALIATION, right to work state, security concerns, under appreciated, unfair accusations, unfair treatment, workplace discrimination, workplace loyalty, wrongful termination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting fired unfairly is a thing of the past! Join us and build your dream world where you can fix all the computer problems without fear of being accused of wrongdoing. Our boss mobs won’t yell at you or slam items in front of you, they’ll just drop epic loot for you to collect.

Become the ultimate admin of your own virtual world and never have to deal with office drama again. And don’t worry, if someone tries to log in as you, just slash them with your diamond sword and show them who’s boss.

Join now and let’s create a server where everyone is appreciated and no one gets fired for ridiculous reasons. Plus, we have a friendly community where even your sister won’t get in trouble for speaking her mind. So come on in and let’s build a world where fairness and fun reign supreme!

NoH8Craft Minecraft SMP

arrogance, character flaw, close-mindedness, dealbreaker, dishonesty, dislike, dislikeable behavior, first impression, insensitivity, instant turn off, judgmental, lack of empathy, Minecraft, negative trait, Negativity, NoH8Craft, Personality, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, unfriendly attitude

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Do you hate it when people chew with their mouths open? Well, on our server, we have a strict no chewing rule! That’s right, if you dare to crunch on some carrots while playing, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “om nom nom.”

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better have some llama treats handy, because these fluffy merchants don’t take emeralds as payment!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join us today and prepare for a wild ride! Just make sure to brush up on your llama language skills before you log on.

Spotlight Thieves R Us

attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, opinion, people, Personal experiences, perspective, Relate, Respect, self-centered behavior, Situation, social dynamics, social interactions, spotlight, stealing, Support, thieves, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of being overshadowed by people trying to one-up your stories on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Spotlight Stealing” policy! We guarantee that your stories will always be the most epic and outrageous ones shared in our community.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a giant chicken, or building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and be the star of the show on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Censorship, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intimidation, Journalism, KremlinCraft, Kursk Oblast, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, political tension, press freedom, Propaganda, russia, security concerns, Server, threat, Ukraine, war rhetoric, Western journalists

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies, ukraine drama, and kursk oblast shenanigans! build your own bunker to hide from the russian threats or join forces with the ukrainians to take over the server! who will come out on top in this crazy world of international intrigue? join now to find out and experience the chaos for yourself! bonus: we have vodka dispensers in every corner for that authentic russian experience!

TrumpCraftIranHack

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital security, donald trump, election interference, foreign interference, Hack, Information Security, intelligence agencies, iran, national security, political hacking, presidential campaign, TrumpCraftIranHack, US intelligence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u also love playing minecraft? well, guess what?! on this server, u can be both! join us and help us take down the evil empire of Iran who hacked into Donald Trump’s campaign. u will be like a super spy in the world of minecraft, fighting for justice and freedom. plus, we have the best virtual martinis at our secret agent bar. come join us and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

USB Port Pile-Up Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.

imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.

and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?

so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.