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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, civil rights, Democracy, emancipation, empowerment, equality, ETERNAL, everyone, free will, freedom, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, HORIZON, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, individual rights, Liberation, Liberty, long tail, self-determination, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ores Mined:	6818	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2959	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Votes:	6312	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. You can do whatever the heck you want, like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. It’s total anarchy, man.

Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

> Play Some Webflash Sonic Game Minecraft SMP

Anime, Cool, Designed, first, forever live, Game, human men, knowledge, Legal, love, Love at first sight, Men, Minecraft, picrel, Play, real, Sight, smp, sonic, sonic-x anime, Webflash, webflash sonic game

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine a block. Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a house while busting a move every few seconds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fowl play? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from dancing diamonds to chicken conspiracies. Who knows what adventures await you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GiftGriefNoThx

ah, Bad Faith, bargaining tool, Birthday, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Displeased, family, Favor, gift, GiftGriefNoThx, hard-earned money, house chores, hurt feelings, Manipulation, not accepting, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifts are not just gifts, they’re bargaining tools! Join us for some sibling drama like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every block you mine comes with a hidden agenda, where every gift you receive comes with strings attached. Will you accept the gift and play along, or will you stand your ground and put that gift right back where it came from?

Our server is filled with surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this? So come on in, join the fun, and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of sibling gift-giving gone wrong. Remember, it’s not just a gift – it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1810
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Emeralds Found:	1679
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.

Fantasy Isles Server 1.20.6

1.20.6, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Eternal rebalance, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GraFES 2024, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rebalances, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Server, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Join for the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll ever experience in your blocky life!

We got Grand Yatima and Grand Raphael summoning like it’s nobody’s business! Plus, rebalances for weapons that are 150gm – like, what even is that? It’s all happening in 2025, so don’t miss out on the madness!

And guess what? We’ve got a Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael that’s only available until 12/26 – better snag it quick, fam!

But wait, there’s more! New Year’s Special with free Grand Selector, Daily Roulette, 200 Login Crystals, MagFest, and so much more! It’s gonna be lit like a creeper explosion!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a noob, be a blocky boss!

The Mighty Minecraft SMP

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, DOMINANCE, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, forceful, Impactful, influence, INTENSE, Mighty, Minecraft, Potent, Powerful, Resilient, robust, smp, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Vigorous

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where you have to worry about creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, look no further because our server is POWERFUL! How powerful, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on another player’s base. But instead of running away in fear, that player used their powerful skills to tame the chickens and turn them into an army of feathered warriors. The chicken army went on to conquer the entire server, leaving a trail of feathers and egg shells in their wake.

If you want to harness the power of chickens, or maybe just build some epic structures without worrying about pesky griefers, then our server is the place for you. Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior!

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

coworker conflict, coworker relationships, Minecraft, office behavior, office communication, office conflict, office disputes, office drama, office dynamics, office etiquette, office printer, office printer rules, office printer use, office professionalism, office rules, PrintCraft, Server, work environment, work printer etiquette, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace norms

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	732124	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!

ExPowerlessExGF

aita, auto-drafting, blocked, cleaning, Collections, Communication, Contact, DEBT, Dogs, electricity service, ex, Expectations, ExPowerlessExGF, instagram, parents, payment, relationship, separation, social media, unrealistic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as abundant as diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their ex. Imagine the chaos of watching dogs, unpaid bills, and blocked communication – all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. From mysterious disappearances to epic battles with creepers, every day is a new adventure.

So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, where else can you find a community as entertaining as this one? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Deception, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Fake, foreign affairs, government relations, Identity Fraud, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, military deception, north korean, political tension, Russian military IDs, sanctions, security breach, soldiers, Ukraine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	718167
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6784

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parental PvP Legacy

36, children, decades later, domestic violence, effects, greater risk, Heart Disease, INCREASE, intergenerational impact, later in life, Legacy, Link, long-term effects, mental health, Parental, parents, physical health, PvP, researchers, Trauma, violence, Witness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	488579
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?