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BillGatesFanboy69 Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., bill gates, Bill Gates’ efforts, BillGatesFanboy69, bsd, computing history, FREEDUMBS, historical anomaly, IBM logo, innovation, Install, ipad, Keyboard, linux, locked down, Minecraft, PC clones, PC platform, personal computing, Repair, restrictions, smp, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of being restricted by the man? Want to break free from the chains of conformity and embrace true freedom? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where you can do whatever the f*ck you want, just like Bill Gates intended!

Imagine a world where you can install whatever the fck you want, build whatever the fck you need, and repair whatever the f*ck breaks without any restrictions. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity, explore new worlds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of cow worshippers. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP?

So what are you waiting for? Apologize to Bill Gates for all the hate and join us now for the ultimate PC gaming experience. Let’s show the world what true freedom looks like, one block at a time!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Zombie Dances:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1746	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	355374
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension Hops:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4668	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4071	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3192	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

UglyHotServer

alternative appeal, alternative attractiveness, alternative beauty, nonconformist allure, nonconventional attractiveness, nontraditional beauty, UglyHotServer, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional hotness, unconventional sexiness, unexpected allure, unexpected attraction, unique attraction, unusual allure

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since lava!

Join us if you find creepers strangely attractive or if you have a secret crush on Endermen. Our server is filled with pixelated eye candy that will make your heart race faster than a speeding minecart.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous structure using only dirt blocks. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Come join us and let your inner blocky beauty shine!