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CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	6167
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6345	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Farms Harvested:	525	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magic Items Found:	2522
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3520
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Crops Grown:	1007	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Animals Bred:	57
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	4044
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.