Bryan Lee O’Malley Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	9372	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	597	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crops Grown:	1041
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

prizes.Random Pokemon

play.eclipsemc.gg

MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!