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Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	54	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	3085	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Votes:	3404	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4736	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7220	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!