brutally honest Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	503963

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyLoveAdvice

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLoveAdvice, dating advice, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Honesty, love, personal growth, red flags, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you single ladies out there!

Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are all top-tier builders, so you know they’ll treat you like the queen of the block. Plus, our chat is always buzzing with flirty banter and hilarious pick-up lines. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got Creeper Love?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary love stories. We’ve had players meet in-game, fall in love, and even tie the knot in a virtual wedding ceremony. Talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So don’t waste your time crafting a love potion, just hop on our server and let the romance flow. Who knows, you might just find your player two.

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	262	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

BlockyLove: Swipe Right, Mine Your Heart

Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Heart, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, swipe, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4819	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all the single players out there! Our pixelated love experts will give you brutally honest dating advice that will have all the creepers swooning over you in no time. From crafting the perfect pick-up lines to building the most romantic pixel art, our server has everything you need to find your player two. So why wait? Join now and start swiping right on love!

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

acceptance, EgoCraft, Hero, Identity, Individuality, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-view, Youre

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7626
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, EternalVictimCraft, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gatekeeping, mental health, Minecraft, misogyny in gaming, online communities, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social exclusion, social identity, toxic behavior, toxic gaming culture, toxic masculinity, victim complex, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

asian, asian women, attraction, CraftyMix, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Race, relationships, romantic preferences, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	9193
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, CreeperCarnage, Distress, DREAD, Edition, Factor, fear, fright, Horror, Insecurity, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scared, Terror, trepidation, unease, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4581
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5292

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military ties, North Korea, NoTiesAllowed, political pressure, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, world leaders

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

burn care, burn injuries, burn recovery, burn scars, burn victims, burns, Healing Process, Medical Treatment, skin damage, skin graft, skin healing, skin regeneration, skin regeneration process, skin regeneration therapy, skin repair, skin replacement, skin surgery, skin tissue, skin transplant, skin transplantation, SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!

Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

Axes, carnage, challenge, Chaos, Damage, Development, Environment, Features, Feedback, Fists, Friends, Improvement, Land, loyalty, mctop, Murk, new map, Promotion, PvP, runescape, semi anarchy, Spawn, Support, Survival, Swords

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Murk PVP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Murkpvp.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

Join our NEW map!

Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

🔹 Server Features:

PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

Why Join Us?

Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
Can I apply to be a moderator?	As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
What sets this server apart?	Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

aaaaaa, America, Brethren, DECIDE, Defeat, Destroyed, Evil, faggy, HAWAII BASE, homosexuals, japanese, japs, Jews, kill, majority, Minecraft, PixelPanic, retarded, Save, Server, traitors, White, WHITE EUROPEANS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.

So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

10. Career priorities, 11. Education levels, 12. Cultural influences, 13. Gender roles, 14. Healthcare access, 15. Parental leave policies, 16. Environmental concerns, 17. Aging population, 18. Reproductive choices, 19. Marriage trends, 2. Parenthood, 20. Parenting challenges., 3. Fertility rates, 4. Family planning, 5. Demographics, 6. Population decline, 7. Birth rates, 8. Economic factors, 9. Social norms, BabyBlock, childfree, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6051

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! We have a community so vibrant and lively, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!