LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty
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MayoRage Minecraft Server
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SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
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BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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RussellBentleyCraft
LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!
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SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.
And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
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BrutalCraft – Power Play
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hamas would be jealous? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at! We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken riding a roller coaster made of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a worm, but way more intense. Plus, we have the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen, so you can wreck your enemies like a boss. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t tell Hamas, they might try to take over our server too!
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BlenderCraft: Miss Switzerland Edition
join our epic minecraft server where we have a player who survived being pureed in a blender by her husband!!! come see kristina joksimovic in all her blended glory as she builds amazing structures with her blender hands. watch out for her smoothie attacks, they’re deadly! join now for a chance to witness this insane story unfold in the virtual world of minecraft!
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HorrorHideout Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival skills! Come join us in the Gaza tunnel of fun where we have SIX hostages waiting to show you a good time! Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you be trapped forever in a pixelated nightmare? Only one way to find out, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights for surviving the most intense Minecraft experience ever! Let’s gooooooo!
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JavaJoltMC Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like hot coffee? do u like babies? well have i got the server for u! join us on our quest to find the man who brutally attacked a baby with hot coffee. yea u heard me right, hot coffee! we are on a global hunt to bring this criminal to justice, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. so come join us, cuz we’re not just playing minecraft, we’re fighting for justice, one block at a time.
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Pixel Pokrovsk PvP
LOLZ, if u join dis server, u won’t have to worry about Russian troops killin’ u while u tryin’ to surrender like dem Ukrainian soldiers near Pokrovsk! We got a special forcefield that protects u from any evil invaders tryin’ to mess with ur blocky world. Plus, our admins are like super heroes, they’ll swoop in and save u from any griefers tryin’ to destroy ur epic builds. So come join us and build ur own empire without fear of gettin’ rekt by some randoms. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!