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CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9684
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of losing money in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can fomo in with $220k and close out for a loss of $89k in a totally virtual and hilarious way! Who needs real-life financial stress when you can have virtual financial chaos on our server? Join now for a wild ride of ups and downs that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your financial decisions)!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	142
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	91875	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	3014
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

WebCrafterz

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, CASUALTIES, communism, Conflict, Dictatorship, international relations, intervention, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, north korean, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, seoul, Server, soldiers, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

border control, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, Invasion, Israeli tanks, Jabalia, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military presence, Palestinian territory, political turmoil, Residents, TANK, Unrest, violence, war zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	2110	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!