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BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Emeralds Found:	1319
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	143	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	7788	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!