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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8054
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

Crafty, Fckers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	102

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5927
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crops Grown:	3273	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	623
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Star Shards Collected:	135
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mines Excavated:	2080
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3739	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

No. 206644657 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	5165
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	2756
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered robots. Will you join forces with them or stop their diabolical plan? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions in a world where anything is possible (and probably a little bit ridiculous)!

🎯FunTime🎯 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

The owner of the “FunTime” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4015

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some pretty sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy supply of diamond armor – things can get pretty wild around here.

Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!