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WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

1.21.1, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, Community, Daily, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Dose, Events, Friendly, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, monkeying, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vitamin, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7784	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

BlameCraft2021

BlameCraft2021, Boundaries, Breakup, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ex wife, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, friendship, loyalty, Mother, reconciliation, relationships, Support

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	226

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP

40AndHappyIn20sMinecraftSMP, advice, balance, career development, Communication, emotional intelligence, Experience, Financial Planning, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, relationships, resilience, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.

Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!

CraftyBlunderz

adolescent mishaps, awkward situations, awkward teenage years, childhood memories, childhood mistakes, CraftyBlunderz, cringe-worthy memories, cringeworthy stories, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing moments, high school, humiliating experiences, middle school, regretful actions, regretful decisions, school blunders, social faux pas, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, worst blunders, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilarious chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few accidental “mom” slip-ups along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re still scarred from that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and ended up face-planting in front of the entire cafeteria. But hey, we promise our server is way more forgiving than your high school classmates. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make some unforgettable memories – just try to leave the embarrassing blunders in the past where they belong!

TreeHuggerCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, carbon offset, climate change, CO2 emissions, Deforestation, electric cars, emissions reduction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, FACTORY, germany, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, tesla, Tesla factory, TreeHuggerCraft, Trees, vehicle emissions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we cut down 500,000 virtual trees to build our epic virtual factory in Germany! We’re so eco-friendly, we offset the emissions of almost 3,000 virtual cars! Plus, our virtual trees drop diamonds instead of saplings. So come join us and help save the virtual environment while getting rich with diamonds!

LNGShadowFleetCraft

Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, LNG, LNGShadowFleetCraft, Natural Gas, package, Politics, russia, Russia-U.S. Relations, sanctions, shadow fleet, Trade, U.S

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Votes:	1462	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!