hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
