Brushing Teeth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toothpaste Tube End Game

Tube, oral health, recommended amount, reaching the end, daily routine

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just by looking at them! and our villagers are so smart, they can solve a rubik’s cube in under 10 seconds!

oh, and did i mention our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government? yeah, he’s got a license to kill… ur boredom!

so come join us at 123.Toofpaste.456 and let’s have a blast together!

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MomVidzNoWait

family, Home Videos, bedtime, Video, Play

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your mom feel included and appreciated? Look no further! Join our server for epic adventures and heartwarming moments that will make your whole family proud. Our server is so inclusive, even icicles are welcome to join in on the fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to make memories that will last a lifetime, and maybe even bring a tear to your mom’s eye (in a good way, of course). Join now and show your mom that you do need her after all – especially when it comes to Minecraft!

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BedroomBanishmentCraft

Relationship problem, baby sleep, annoyed partner, brushing teeth, sleep deprivation

Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

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Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

innovation, Server, electric toothbrush, dental habits, dental health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

RAM, malfunctioning, animal habits, strange behavior, pet care

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

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ToothbrushTyrant

dental hygiene, flossing, hygiene, love, dental appointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad breath is a thing of the past! Join us for a breath of fresh air and leave your stinky breath behind. Our server is the perfect place for all you germaphobes out there who want to enjoy some clean kisses without the fear of bad breath ruining the moment.

We offer special dental hygiene classes for all players, where you can learn the importance of brushing, flossing, and using mouthwash. And don’t worry about dental check-ups, we’ve got you covered with our in-game dentists who will make sure your teeth are in top shape.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bad breath and hello to fresh kisses! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve all your relationship problems? 😉

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Victorious Jews 1.21.1

Propaganda, influence, Conspiracy, WIN, Destruction

Yo, listen up gamers! America may be over, but this Minecraft server is just getting started! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire in a world where anything is possible.

We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.

Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyChinaFun

Upset, relationship, Communication, CraftyChinaFun, appreciation

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip to China – full of excitement and culture!

Join our server and meet the family of one of our players, who is half Chinese and ready to introduce you to her relatives. Experience the thrill of meeting her grandfather, who may have forgotten her as his grandchild but will still welcome you with open arms (hopefully)!

Not only will you get to explore the wonders of China on our server, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with your fellow players, just like the player’s boyfriend and his brother. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get reimbursed for global entry fees and have all your expenses covered by generous parents (in-game currency, of course).

But beware, our server is not just about family – it’s also about adventure! Get ready for a tourist-oriented trip like no other, where you’ll see the best of China and maybe even visit a great-great-uncle in the hospital (just kidding, we don’t have hospitals in Minecraft).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the ungrateful mutterings of players who just can’t appreciate all the hard work put in by their in-game families. It’s a trip you’ll never forget (until you log off, that is)!

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BonelessWingCraft

boneless wings, fast food, Fried, Fried food, fried chicken

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What’s the difference between boneless wings and chicken nuggets?” Join us and uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery while battling dragons, building epic structures, and making friends with talking cows (yes, they exist here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. So come on in and start your adventure today!

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GulfOfMexicoCraft

Latin America, SOVEREIGNTY, global perspective, North America, world news

so, you know how trump wants to call it the gulf of america now? well, the mexican president ain’t havin’ it. he’s like, “nah bro, for the entire world it is still the gulf of mexico.” and then he goes and joins this epic minecraft server to show his support for mexico and all things mexican. join us and build a giant taco statue to show your love for mexico too! vamos amigos! 🇲🇽🌮

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