if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. |
| Progression | Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. |
| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Non-P2W Environment | All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Can I see the server map? | Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!
Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.
Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!
