Brunch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EggcellentCraft: The $1 Million Breakfast

Meal, Avocado, Food, EggcellentCraft, SCRAMBLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where eggs are more valuable than diamonds and breakfast is a luxury only the elite can afford! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens rule the economy and omelettes are considered a status symbol.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil egg-stealing pigs, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny. Who knows what riches and adventures await you in this egg-citing world?

So come on down and join us, because on our server, breakfast is no yolk and the fun never stops!

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MomCraft: AITA Edition

Walked all over, Upset, Conflict, family dynamics, prioritize

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

Cooking, menstruation, animal products, animal rights, Period

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

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CraftyWeddingDrama

Vegas, Disappointed, Best Friend, control, Chairs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Vegas wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can rent virtual cabanas with your friends and argue over who gets to control them!

Experience the thrill of deciding who gets to join you in your cabana and who has to pay up to enjoy the luxury with you. Will you be the generous friend who shares freely, or the control freak who wants it all to themselves?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real fun is in the virtual cabana drama! Join now and see if you’re the AITAH (Am I The A**hole) of the Minecraft world!

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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

first meal, Hungry, Beginning, Early, Meal

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

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Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

Italian, Cooking, eggs, EASY, Cheesy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

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The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

brunch, Throat, club, nutrition, important meal

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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CraftyCrepesAndCaves

hash browns, avocado toast, granola, brunch, yogurt parfait

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

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Pancake Paradise Minecraft Server

money management, self-care, brunch, indulgence, chocolate chip pancakes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our chocolate chip pancakes and french toast is the gameplay! Join us and feast on delicious virtual treats while you build, mine, and explore in a world so tasty, you’ll forget about real food for weeks! Who needs money when you can have a virtual pancake party every day? Join us now and let the hunger games begin!

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HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, Avocado, comfort food, bagels, Food

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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