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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do stand-up comedy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you the power to summon a rain of TNT upon your enemies.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Plus, we won’t judge you for your browser history, no matter how many times you’ve searched for “how to tame a dragon in Minecraft”. It’s all good, bro.