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ChromiumCraft SMP: UnGoogled Edition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	268	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5932
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5855
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	511
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1215	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS