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Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5160
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Ace7MC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

play.ace7esports.com

Executed Network

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

play.executed.xyz

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4824	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!