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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3881 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 325171 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
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