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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Creepers Got Talent

4chan, browse, browsing, CREEPERS, DREAD, Entertainment, entertainment for many, fear, fear not, Gaming, keep you long, Mordor, Shadow, shadow of mordor, shadow of war, singing, song, song lyrics, talent, Thread, video games, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	5328
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

ADV, Adventure, blocks, Board, browse, Click, collide, comedy, CraftyBoard, depression, Faggots, Favorite, gay buttsex, guys, Incels, Join, LOLtastic, Losers, memes, namefags, OC, r9k, Today, tranny porn, VIRGINITY, Whine, wrong

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2841
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	598101	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

SongCraft SMP

album, artist, beats, current song, favorite song, headphones, Listening, Lyrics, Melody, Music, music genre, music player, Now Playing, playlist, repeat, Rhythm, Shuffle, smp, SongCraft, Sound, track, tune

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5530	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.

MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip

artist, bieber, Boredom, car ride, companion, decision, Entertainment, Favorite, headphones, hour, HOURS, Journey, long drive, MineTunes, Music, music lover, playlist, Radio, ROAD, road trip, sing-along, Stuck, time pass, travel, trip

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105

Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!

CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

aerospace, Chinese, Components, Conflict, counterfeit, CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer, Defense, Diplomacy, Forgeries, Geopolitics, glide bombs, international relations, investigation, Manufacturing, Military, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Taiwanese, Technology, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!