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CouchPotatoCraft

bad smell, compassion, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, denying help, Empathy, helping others, homeless crisis, homeless friend, homeless person, Hospitality, house etiquette, house rules, houseguests, housemates, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, sharing space, Sleeping accommodations, sleeping arrangements, warm place to sleep

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a warm couch on a cold night? Look no further! Our server is so cozy, even the smelliest of players will feel right at home.

Join us and experience the heartwarming feeling of denying a homeless person a place to sleep, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have a blast while doing it.

Come on in and help us create a community where everyone is welcome, even if they smell like they haven’t showered in months. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeperCafe

best meal, CraftyCreeperCafe, culinary delight, culinary masterpiece, delicious food, dining perfection, exquisite flavors, favorite meal, fine dining, flavorful dishes, foodie heaven, foodie paradise, gastronomic adventure, gourmet cuisine, indulgent feast, memorable meal, mouthwatering dishes, tasty treats, top chef, top restaurant, unforgettable dining experience

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be feasting like a king every day! Our virtual chefs whip up the most delicious pixelated meals that will have your taste buds doing the cha-cha slide. From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, you’ll never go hungry on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon-making. They’ll trade you their finest bacon strips for rare items, so you can sizzle up a storm in your virtual kitchen.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the world of Minecraft?

Robo Sea Explorer

aquatic environment, close up, disturbance, Engineering, Exploration, Explorer, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic research, oceanography, research, Robo, ROBOT, robotics, sea, seabed, seafloor, submersible, Technology, underwater exploration, Underwater robotics, underwater technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where robot can get up close to the seabed without disturbing it! why? because the robot has magical powers that make the fishies dance and the squids sing opera! you can ride dolphins into battle and tame sea turtles to be your loyal steeds. build an underwater kingdom with your friends and rule the ocean like a boss! plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden in a shipwreck guarded by a kraken with a love for cheesy jokes. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

KAGAYAKI

client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, discord community, Dynmaps, Grief Prevention, HermitCraft style, Image2Map, Improved structures, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, Minecarts, no cheating, Plugins, PvP consent, QoL features, respectful community, smp, sodium, Tectonic terrain, Timber, Vanilla, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1476

Kagayaki SMP Server

Featured Datapacks	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern, Tectonic, True Ending
Featured Plugins	Dynmaps, Image2map
Hosted Location	NA West
Playing Version	1.21.4

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY
No Cheating
No Griefing or Stealing
Be Respectful to other players
Be Respectful with PVP
Client Side Mods are allowed
Be Respectful with people’s territories
Report players privately

Want to join?

Join the Discord and apply there: https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

FAQ:

Q: Do I need to install any mods to play on this server?

A: No, you do not need to install any mods to play on this server.

Q: Are there specific rules about PVP on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.

Q: Can I use client-side mods like Sodium and Xaero’s Map?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player’s behavior?

A: If you want to report someone’s behavior, reach out to moderators privately.

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21

Apology, distant friend, distant memory, heartfelt apology, heartfelt message, hoping for reunion, long lost connection, long lost friend, Lost, lost connection, lost friendship, lost touch, miss you, odyssey, Old friend, past relationship, reaching out, reconnect, Reminiscing, sentimental message, Space, unadded, yearning for connection

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	404

Hey you! Yeah, you! Remember me? It’s A, the one who unadded you like a year ago. But hey, no hard feelings, right? Let’s reconnect on this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality.

Join us for some crazy adventures and let’s make new memories together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even remember some inside jokes that only we would get. So, what do you say? Let’s dive back into the virtual world and have a blast like the good ol’ days. See you there, J!

ThirstCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ThirstCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where basic acts of care are appreciated? Look no further! Join our server where grabbing water for someone is not seen as “subservient” but as a small act of kindness. We value mutual respect and understanding, unlike some people who think you have to “earn” a glass of water by being in the trenches with them.

Join us and leave behind the drama of disrespectful dates who can’t even be bothered to grab you a glass of water. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time in the virtual world of Minecraft. So come on over and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

CorsetCraft Baby Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, black clothing, brunch attire, corset, CorsetCraft, dress code, dressy outfits, event attire, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, fashion choices, fashion trends, goth style, gothic fashion, Individuality, outfit choices, personal expression, sibling rivalry, sister conflict

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, but also for virtual worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, fashion police, and baby shower shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience intense fashion debates, like whether a corset belt is appropriate for a brunch or not. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

Join us and immerse yourself in the thrilling world of family drama, where your sister might just try to get you uninvited from events for your fashion choices. Will you stand your ground and show off your gothic style, or will you succumb to the pressure of bright blue colors?

So come on, grab your virtual corset belt and doc martens, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom customs, bathroom etiquette, bathroom manners, bathroom rules, men’s bathroom, men’s facilities, men’s hygiene, men’s public restroom, men’s restroom, men’s restroom etiquette, men’s washroom, Minecraft, PottyProtocol, restroom decorum, restroom etiquette, restroom guidelines, restroom norms, restroom protocol, restroom rules, smp, unspoken rules

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	8935
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

MineCraftyMakeover

beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, body positivity, confidence boost, Enhancing natural beauty, fashion advice, fashion trends, Fitness routines, hair styling, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, makeup hacks, MineCraftyMakeover, personal grooming, positive self-image, Radiant glow., self improvement, self-care practices, Skincare Routine, style inspiration, wellness tips

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7487	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secret to becoming the most attractive blocky character in the game! Our players have reported that simply by joining our server, their pixelated avatars have become 10 times more appealing to other players. It’s like a virtual makeover, but without the hassle of applying virtual makeup!

We have a special potion on our server that guarantees you will be the most stylish player in the game. Just one sip and you’ll be strutting your stuff in diamond armor and a crown made of emeralds. Who needs a skin when you can be the envy of all your friends with just one click?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical mirror that shows you what you would look like if you were a real-life Minecraft character. Prepare to be amazed as you see your blocky self transformed into a pixelated supermodel!

So if you’re tired of blending in with the crowd and want to stand out in the world of Minecraft, join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual villager or two!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6901
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!