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GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	287307	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1208
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	833	New Chunks Explored:	521638
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9003	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.