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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected friendships.
On our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the most unique and interesting players around. From hung white friends who are more than willing to let you play with their BWC (Big White Castle) to watching them bleach brown girls (in a totally wholesome and friendly way, of course), there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, insane challenges, and the chance to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
