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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1040 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 5274 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 598 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6637 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!
Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.
So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!