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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	70	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	8038
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Potions Brewed:	100	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	946745
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	5476	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	1317	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!