We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Join now and experience increased rates on drops like Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows. Plus, our Mystic Summons will have you summoning Dark Corvus and Pirate Captain Flan faster than you can say “Westwind Executioner Schuri”.
And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).
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Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!
Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!
We’ve got Nephilim running around causing mischief, TwiLight streaming live from the Nether, and merch so cool it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
Join us for the promise mini-series where you’ll embark on epic quests with your favorite Minecraft characters. Need a break from the action? Snag yourself a SmolRyS plushie and cuddle up while you watch the sun set over our virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! Acrylics, voice packs, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!
