Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a crazy circus in there!
We got brown women running around, looking for white husbands to avoid getting deported!
And guess what? The robots are just standing there, not doing anything to seize this epic opportunity!
You gotta see it to believe it, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold!
We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!
Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.
So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!
Once upon a time, in a land filled with white devils and fascist pigs, a group of brave gamers decided to take a stand. They fought against the oppressive regime, freeing Europe from its chains and welcoming immigrants with open arms. But little did they know, these immigrants were actually giant bulls ready to ravage the land and bring joy to all the white women.
Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore a world filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will take you on exhilarating aerial tours of the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creepers.
Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and laughter. Who needs brown or white when you can have a technicolor dream world of madness and mayhem?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted access to the secret potato kingdom hidden deep within the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and bizarre characters you’ll encounter along the way!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!
| Shopping District | Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! |
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| Spooky Vibes | Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. |
| Safe & Sound | We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. |
| Explore Easily | Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! |
| Plan on Staying? | Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! |
Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I build in the shopping district? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. |
| How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? | Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!
We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!
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